Here's our starting point. I guess there's a spoiler here:
First, we had to cut a mouth opening for Vlad. It took a while, but we finally came up with the correct dimensions to fit Vlad's enormous teeth. We used both a cheese knife and a safety knife and didn't slice or dice human phalanges. Hooray!
We cleaned out Vlad's brains, then had a fitting. Vlad's a snarky dental patient...
All is vell (said in a very dramatic Vampire voice), so we pinned Vlad's teeth in with his eyes. Sounds weird, but it works like a charm.
Creepy Eyeball Project, so we thought it would be funny to add a little in appropriate places. Muah-ah-ah-ah!
All finished. Does this look like a happy family?